` So dance along to the beat of your Heart

suspend:

quinnfabary:

I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room


tommybishops:

modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools

vincisomething:

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

Gilgamesh: THE ULTIMATE BROMANCE

Give it here, now.

Sweet Fluffy Gods why is there not an audiobook version?

I need to find this book.

The first time Iv’e wanted to read something since Metro 2033.

guy

guys…look what we did :D

I want this book

all-dem-feels-asdfghjkl:

fitinyourdreams:

Cake or collar bones dry thinning hair??

Pizza or a thigh gap dry peeling skin??
Ice cream or hip bones dull eyes??
Food or a nice body death??

Think before you eat encourage others to throw their lives away by posting your pro-ana shit all over the internet where vulnerable naive teenagers can read and imitate your illness that you don’t even possess. 

this needs more notes

sebadasstian-stan:

irisparry:

today in the further adventures of out-of-context-cap

just when you thought it couldn’t get any gayer

emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

favourite pictures of patrick for ourchemicalromances (≧◡≦)
My thought process before I do my homework

extremehomestuckshipping:

extremehomestuckshipping:

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF I GET ANYMORE ANONS ABOUT ME READING A SPANISH DICTIONARY AND THE SIMS IN MY PHOTOSET
YES THANK YOU I DID THAT AS A JOKE THENK YOU FOR EDUCATING ME ON MY OWN PICTURES

canadad:

"LOVE" tattooed on the knuckles on my right hand and "DOGS" tattooed on the knuckles of my left

american-eater:

do u ever ship something so hard

that you literally cant imagine either of them w someone else

like its not that you dont want to imagine them with someone else 

its that you cant

"I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do."
F. Scott Fitzgerald, ”More Than Just A House (via sinisteria)

underthe-corktree:

working out is so much easier when you’re enjoying the music you’re listening to while doing it so I thought i’d share my FOB workout!

HUGE NOTE: you can skip any step/cut it short/go easier. its about having fun-if one of the steps isn’t your forte don’t worry about it!

RUNNING (or jogging/biking/walking/any cardio you like): pick your top 4-8 FOB songs and jog/run to them (some good suggestions are Phoenix, MSKWYDITD, Saturday, Centuries, Sugar We’re Going Down, Alone Together, etc…)

LEGS AND BUTTS ON FIREEEE: (do while listening to my songs know)

on the woaahhhooohhhs: wall-sits

on the chorus: lunges 

on the verses and brides: squats

ABS FOR CENTURIES: (do while listening to centuries)

on the chorus: bicycle sit-ups (don’t forget to point your toes and go slow)

on the da da da da: ab reaches/V-ups 

on the verses and bridge: regular sit-ups (bring your chest straight up, don’t go all the way up to your knees)

ARMS TO PUT SNITCHES IN STICHES AND WALKERS: (obvi listen to snitches and talkers)

on the chorus: plank (also helps your tummy muscles!!)

on the oh oh ohs/when pete screams: one armed plank

on the verses and bridge: push ups 

KEEP IT FUN AND BE SAFE AND YOU’RE GONNA LOOK EVEN HOTTER THAN YOU DO NOW (which is already nearly impossible) 

outlaw-monarch:

allthingshyper:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.

its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god

Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?

yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.

Woah. Woah. WOAH

It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive

every day we get closer to Tony Stark